Jump Rope Rhyme

Ophelia, Ophelia,
You let Prince Hamlet feel ya!
Drowning in a shallow lake,
How many minutes does suicide take?
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Tee hee! Can't you see the babygoths chanting this at recess? Here's something you don't already know about me: for about a three-year period, second through fourth grades, I had the ability to jump Double Dutch. That's when two ropes are going across each other and you in opposite directions. It's kind of hard to do.